Tonic Water - a rant

ridski said:

yahooyahoo said:

 Tonic water doesn’t taste good.

I don’t understand the appeal.

 That’s what the gin is for.

I’m fine with gin and diet tonic. It’s carb free

I must admit that I object to the taste of gin more than the taste of tonic. Now, vodka & tonic I could manage, but since I've lost my ethanol tolerance, more than an ounce or two would put me under the table.

I wish I was as eloquent as Dorothy Parker:

"I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host."


Sorry that was a laughing emoticon and I forget they don’t show up  question


Put some ice in a low glass.  Juice a pink grapefruit into the glass of ice. Add vodka.  Add tonic.  Stir.  Don't ever drink gin.


joanne said:

May I add my personal minimalist rant? Diet tonic - ewwww! 

Has anyone in MOL-land ever heard that brilliant song about Earl Grey Tea? ('Is it Eau-de-cologne or just plain wee?')  

I think of that every time I'm conned into sipping this monstrosity, which overpowers the tonic with the fake sweeteners.*shudder*

The song is available for download from here - 

https://endakenny.com.au/content/earl-grey

Or listen without downloading -  


Metaphysician, speaking of Dorothy Parker, there is a brand of gin named Dorothy Parker, after her, that is an tasteful alternative to some standard gins such as Hendricks, and pleasant to drink at the Algonquin, which she frequented.

metaphysician said:

ridski said:

yahooyahoo said:

 Tonic water doesn’t taste good.

I don’t understand the appeal.

 That’s what the gin is for.

I’m fine with gin and diet tonic. It’s carb free

I must admit that I object to the taste of gin more than the taste of tonic. Now, vodka & tonic I could manage, but since I've lost my ethanol tolerance, more than an ounce or two would put me under the table.

I wish I was as eloquent as Dorothy Parker:

"I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host."

 


marksierra said:

joanne said:

May I add my personal minimalist rant? Diet tonic - ewwww! 

Has anyone in MOL-land ever heard that brilliant song about Earl Grey Tea? ('Is it Eau-de-cologne or just plain wee?')  

I think of that every time I'm conned into sipping this monstrosity, which overpowers the tonic with the fake sweeteners.*shudder*

The song is available for download from here - 

https://endakenny.com.au/content/earl-grey

Or listen without downloading -  

 Lyrics are here: https://www.flashlyrics.com/lyrics/enda-kenny/earl-grey-27

Sample verse and chorus:


Is it perfume? Is it tea?
Whatever it is it does nothing for me
Should I drink it? Or dab it on?
Can I swap it for a coffee or has all the water gone
It is hot it is wet.
It is eau de toilette
Is it from the House of Lipton or Chanel?
I only want a cup of tea not this stuff you've given me
If you think I'm going to drink it go to

Help me
Someone call a doctor, call a nurse!
Call an ambulance I'm poisoned
And I think it's getting worse
I only wanted a cup of tea


Drinking a gin and tonic is like drinking a pine tree. OK, a Juniper...

In a good way!

Fantastic, in the summer. 

Likely blasphemy here, but this stuff, found at Shop Rite, is great. Sweet, but we like it.




If you're tasting juniper, that's the gin cheese The bark the quinine is made from is a different kind of bitter (closer to really strong pure unroasted coffee). 

Super-tasters either love or hate it. Super-smellers need to avoid because there are too many natural amines, sulfates and glucomates in the quinine even before the powder is mixed into the drink and stored. 


The Hong Kong Club serves high tea and only offers Earl Grey or Darjeeling.   I have Darjeeling when I'm lucky to be invited and now feel vindicated in my tea selection thanks to that song.


jimmurphy said:

Drinking a gin and tonic is like drinking a pine tree. OK, a Juniper...

In a good way!

Fantastic, in the summer. 

Likely blasphemy here, but this stuff, found at Shop Rite, is great. Sweet, but we like it.



 I like gin. I like tonic. I like gin & tonic. But diet tonic is disgusting. 


jimmurphy said:

Likely blasphemy here ...

You’ve been stealing signs, haven’t you.


brealer said:

Put some ice in a low glass.  Juice a pink grapefruit into the glass of ice. Add vodka.  Add tonic.  Stir.  Don't ever drink gin.

 You're uninvited to my birthday party.


ml1 said:

 I like gin. I like tonic. I like gin & tonic. But diet tonic is disgusting. 

The stuff I posted doesn't taste "diet" at all, to me anyway. 

I agree on every other diet tonic.


Ridksi, I don't even care about your old  gin & tonic birthday party.  Go ahead, don't invite me.  I mean, it's not like your cake will be English Toffee Pudding or anything. 

Is it?


brealer said:

Ridksi, I don't even care about your old  gin & tonic birthday party.  Go ahead, don't invite me.  I mean, it's not like your cake will be English Toffee Pudding or anything. 

Is it?

 Maaaaaybe?


Okay, then, be that way.  You are an EnglishToffeePudding Head. 


Hard to pass up a deal like this:


Aha! First you drive the price down, and then pick them up on the cheap.

mrincredible said:

Hard to pass up a deal like this:

 


Jasmo said:

 

 Maybe I can do the same for the stock market?


smile D reckons it’s roughly the same price here, this week. And it’s funny that big chains are trying to con us into the post-holiday sales too because we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, it’s totally irrelevant here.  oh oh


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