From the link:
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
LOST said:
From the link:
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
Trashy. Melania did not sign up for all this crap and she is not part of the problem.
I didn't come across one joke that wasn't generic shtick. You could substitute anyone's name for Trump in any of the jokes and it plays the same.
tjohn said:
LOST said:Trashy. Melania did not sign up for all this crap and she is not part of the problem.
From the link:
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
Seems to me like she started “dating” a much older much wealthier and powerful man before he was through with his second wife”. She is a volunteer not a victim. And I think that the terms “gold digger” and “trophy wife” seem kind for her.
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tjohn said:
There is no upside and no benefit to attacking Melania Trump.
it's a joke.
ml1 said:
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I am more than capable of saying nasty things about people.
My only point is that comments about Melania are a bit like collateral damage in drone strikes - it is not helpful to the side launching the drone strikes.
my only objection is that the joke isn't very funny. Funny makes up for a lot.
tjohn said:
LOST said:Trashy. Melania did not sign up for all this crap and she is not part of the problem.
From the link:
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
Yes she did and yes she is. And you really should not use her first name, refer to her by her title: First Trophy.
Here's good old Melania's defense of her husband's birther claims. About halfway through.
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https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-best-Donald-Trump-joke-you-have-heard
Some are lame; some are a bit ribald; but some made me chuckle.
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