Posted By: mrmaplewoodIf real women posted humor about women like this, the ERA movement would roll over in it's grave.
What do men think about this stuff? Is it really funny? Or do you just ignore it?
Posted By: DEFCON CreatorFRENCH TERROR ALERT!!!
AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide".
The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate". The raise was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of France's white flag factories, disabling their military.
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Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the Hen house and Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the Hen house- three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.
By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard, vultures are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to Yourself." Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer".