Those of us who may toil in our gardens in our leisure time can cease worrying about what they look like, and relax in the knowledge that a woman in the Australian state of Tasmania has won a competition to find the world's ugliest lawn.
loved that cover of SOS. Really nice. Better than the original, perhaps. They’ve stripped it down and you can hear how very clever the guitar changes and playing are.
I was speaking recently to an old engineering friend of mine and asked what he was working on these days.
He replied that he was working on the "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, steel and aluminium under a constrained environment."
I was very impressed by that until I learned, after a few more questions, that what he was actually doing was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.
The main problem I had was holding them still while I was writing.
They tended to wriggle and squirm a lot, which led to my writing being very squiggly. There was much gentle swearing and cursing going on at the time. So much so that my penmanship is now recognised as cursive script.
Britain summed up in one headline. It has everything: passive aggression, pettiness, mild protest, humour and overrunning roadworks. There’s even a grey sky. Bravo. pic.twitter.com/p9aMUj4RVs
It's like you're trying to hurt me physically.