I have a problem

you all need to be more pacific in your complaints on grammar. If you have a refrance book, I'll buy it off you.

max_weisenfeld said:
This sort of thing literally drives me crazy.

If I'm only neurotic does that mean I'm illiterately crazy?

Apollo_T said:

max_weisenfeld said:
This sort of thing literally drives me crazy.

If I'm only neurotic does that mean I'm illiterately crazy?

No, it means you're depraved on accounta you're deprived!

ml1 said:

who axed you?

Lizzie Borden

I love these thread's.

mumstheword said:

No, it means you're depraved on accounta you're deprived! "> ">

Every story has 2 sides... that's only true on the West Side of the Story.

hankzona said:
your problem does seem to be very unique.

I saw what you did there.

A little thread drift........reminds me of my cousin who taught religious instruction to first and second graders. They had to memorize the Hail Mary and they usually had no idea what they were reciting. There were a lot of funny mistakes but this was the best:

Hail Mary full of grapes

The Lord is with thee

Blessed art thou among women

And blessed is the fruit of the loom Jesus

@sarahzm - my oldest went to K at Sorrows - he rushed out of school all excited one day because they were to have the next day off "because of the maculate infection."

I could of seen this thread coming. I mean, I should of seen it. I would of but I didn't.

(I saw a Facebook poster use all of these in one post...

Solution: Adhere to a strict grammatical regime, irregardless of price point.

If i hear one more guy say "sort of" before utterng a thought to make himself sound smart i'm gonna *****punt him

ctrzaska said:

hankzona said:
your problem does seem to be very unique.

I seen what you did there.

FTFY

You did good.

ctrzaska said:
You done did good.

FTFY2

:-D

LOL

Better try

Less speed per mile

That car

May have to

Last a while

Ad verse.

Burma Shave?

I don't want to be apart of this conversation.

I wish less people would contribute to this thread.

mjh said:
I wish less people would contribute to this thread.

Supposably, less people use the new MOL then before. Maybe users just post oftener.

mumstheword said:
What drives me crazy is the all-too-often misuse of the word "myself".
When myself and my friend went out......
They gave the award to Bob, Jill and myself.....
It's constant and knows no bounds. Man, woman, rich, poor, educated, not educated -- it's like fingernails on a chalkboard for me.
OK, myself feels better now.... ">

To illustrate the problem, request of the abuser: Please pass myself the salt.

sarahzm said:
This thread is painful. My pet peeve occurs when realtors refer to arched windows as ......
Palladium windows. AAAAAAAArgh.
The Palladium is a concert hall in London.
Palladian windows are named after the architect Palladio. And not every arched window is a Palladian window.
The next time you hear a realtor refer to a Palladium window please fire him or her.

Palladium is not just a concert hall, it's a metallic element, similar to platinum. So you could certainly have palladium windows installed. They'd be pretty darned expensive though.

Palladium was also the name of a big night club 25 years ago.

Midas well. Mind as well. Mine is well. Mine is weld. Mine as well. Mines as well. Minus well.

Also Mines. Mine's. Mines's.

I pulled all of the above out of posts from a car related board I belong to.