Horribly Out of Context Quotes from MOLers

Anything to get one of MOL's most careful, clearheaded writers into this thread is good enough to give me a smile.

ridski said:

Woot said:

ridski said:

joan_crystal said:

Those working the polls usually take up the spaces in front of the building's main entrance.

If only she had mistyped and used "pole"

You're adding context.

Well played

DaveSchmidt said:

Anything to get one of MOL's most careful, clearheaded writers into this thread is good enough to give me a smile.

I've been on this thread forever!   

marylago said:

DaveSchmidt said:

Anything to get one of MOL's most careful, clearheaded writers into this thread is good enough to give me a smile.

I've been on this thread forever!  "> 

Klinker said:

I've been taking down the names of companies that I see giving illegal blow jobs for money but I don't know who to report them to.

deborahg said:

Klinker said:

I've been taking down the names of companies that I see giving illegal blow jobs for money but I don't know who to report them to.

Oh, that was completely intentional... 

Wait....

There are blow job companies!? 

I gotta get out more.

BrickPig said:

Wait....

There are blow job companies!? 

I gotta get out more.

I don't think Mrs. BrickPig would like that... 

BrickPig said:

Wait....

There are blow job companies!? 

I gotta get out more.

Yeah, but there's a pesky ban on them in Maplewood until September.

I think people are purposely posting to get into this thread. 

I've done it...   

I love the term "horribly out of context."

Usually they are independent contractors.....

BrickPig said:

Wait....

There are blow job companies!? 

I gotta get out more.

sac said:

Good grief ... what's he blowing for almost an hour??

deborahg said:

sac said:


Good grief ... what's he blowing for almost an hour??

...and just imagine the emissions!

author said:
I know it is necessary but they are pounding with a vengeance over there today

author said:

.........did not have much experience with the bigger guys

mtierney:

"It went in and then I had a tough time getting it out."

)

Master_plvmber:

"Wiggle it. Just a little bit. See if you can get it out."

Brick Pig:

My thumb, which I use most often to unlock the phone, is entered twice, which improves response. Then I have two of my other fingers entered, and one of my wife's. Works beautifully.

@mem Shower Head with Water Softener?

drummerboy said:

I'm a doofus.

BrickPig said:

Wait....

There are blow job companies!?

I gotta get out more.

marylago said:

I've done it...

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smhollow

Knob and Tube is very dangerous

Tom Reingolld said, "..."...it's not so hard..." ...cuts both ways..."

Tom Reingolld said, "..."...it's not so hard..." ...cuts both ways..."