Compose a limerick about the person above you...

it seems as if the tone is turning a bit sappy
but thats OK if it makes people happy
because I prefer to get a hug
instead of an indifferent shrug
or someone wanting to slap me.

Thank God for the presence of Zona.
As a man, I felt all alone-a
Just me, here a-swimmin'
Among all these women,
In the zone, all alone with my bone-a

Oh Hank, who would slap you?!
The effervescent wine guru,
The man about town
Who turns my frown upside down
Are you happy to see me or is that your cork-screw?

TT is getting the feel of it.
Her rhyme just made me squeal a bit.
She's not just a honey.
She's really quite funny.
If she was cheese I'd want a whole wheel of it.

Your rhymes make me hungry for more
They cause such a ridiculous uproar
A wheel of cheese? Oh Jesus
It makes me want a grilled cheesus
While I sit and wait for the encore

I hope that you don't find me rude.
It just that I'm really a prude.
It's not just the cheese
That rattles my knees.
Women always stir up thoughts of food.

He writes as if he's always secreting
and going out sexually trick or treating
but I think he's alright
even when expressing his appetite
saying "women..theyre good eating!"

Hank, you are such a dingus.
Yes, another tune you can sing us.
My hand I am showing.
You know where I'm going.
Do you speak about cunnilingus?

dont be an ass, T
I wasnt being nasty
I was speaking in a broader sense
not making an oral reference
blatant commentary has well passed me

I'm glad to be one of the hosts.
Of this thread where no one just coasts.
There's really no sin to it.
You all seem to be into it.
We've hit a hundred limerick posts!

Already its made me quite tired
yet I know that it's is far from retired
perhaps you can see
My ADHD
but please, I am just not inspired

Boomie, please do not go and quit.
You really do have a fine wit.
I guess if the others.
Went home to their mothers.
I surely would not give a shiit.

OK so I do sometimes chuckle
you hit just below my belt buckle
with the wit and the prose
plus you do love my nose
so for you the grand prize of a suckle

Your nose is really unique.
I love to give it a tweak.
I get such arousal.
From that sound, sort of nasal.
Not to mention that nice phlegmy squeak.

I could not let this opportunity pass
To brag that I have seen Boomie's ass
A massage, they thought we were a couple
The skin on this chick, so supple
Wait, what did they put in that wineglass??

Ohhhh it just never gets old
we were there for two hours, all told
but the bodies faced each other
like four eyes and his brothers
while we laughed so hard off I rolled

Yes, I've noticed ol' Boomie's butt.
And it definitely does make the cut.
It's so shapely and firm
That it does make me squirm
And reminds me of I don't know what.

Please do not be offended.
If my sarcasm has you upended.
My poems are jokes.
It all just a hoax.
I'd hate for you to be unfriended.

I 've enjoyed all the new repartee
Filled with noses, massage and Bootay
Let's stick to the jest
It's just a request
Try to keep criticism at bay

I promise to avoid all criticism.
And stick to nothing but witticism.
When some people wonder
Who started this blunder,
Make sure that you say that it was him.

What counts in a lim'rick is meter,
It's what one expects, as a reader.
So if you must write,
make the meter real tight:
Or you risk being labeled a cheater.

that lim'rick was really quite clever
A better one I have read, well, never!
I cannot compete
with lordan's beat
This silly game has taken me forever!!

This game is not competition.
It just takes some keen intuition
There's no winning or losing.
Just fun verbal cruising
Except for the end's repetition.

Now Lordan yours is quite fun.
In a contest you'd surely have won.
But it's just for the laughs,
the rhymes and the gaffes.
And an occasional silly old pun.

Some say this thread is a bore.
More sex! More sex! they implore.
But it might be immoral
To rhyme about oral
Or doing 69 on the floor.

A lim'rick's supposed to be randy
And we've had a few that were dandy
I know I've complained
And from most I've refrained
But I'm missing that Mommyrock Candy

Mommyrock's rhymes they are worth
All of the treasures on Earth.
But you'd never quite know
From the low of her blow
That Mommy's about to give birth.

oh, my kootch is still shut up tight
this baby's not emerging tonight
but truth to be told
my rhyming got old
so hold harmless thirdrock for this blight

but to appease your dirty ol' needs
my libido, my husband still feeds
they say that his sperm
will bring baby to term
and so in duty he still does the deeds

there once was a mommy named rock
who really enjoyed a nice, fat.......

oops, maybe i was going too far there? :wink:

i suspect my IP addy is going goodbye
for my honey's bannable outcry
in another thread
the rocks are now dead
can i get an audible sad sigh?