Cait and abbys refuses to toast bagels!
Look at that--just like Network television! (ass is ok, but don't put it in front of the word "hole")
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, GNOME?!
What's your address?! How about I kick your hat?!
What's your address?! How about I kick your hat?!
Cait and Abby's always toasts my bagel, it must be your approach.
Just kidding!
Actually their bagels stink and aren't worth the toaster time, go elsewhere.
Just kidding!
Actually their bagels stink and aren't worth the toaster time, go elsewhere.
FIONA
That's not the point. (Shrek suddenly
stops and she runs into him.) Oh! (Shrek
ignores her and heads for a wooden door
off to the side.) Wait. Where are you
going? The exit's over there.
SHREK
Well, I have to save my ass.
That's not the point. (Shrek suddenly
stops and she runs into him.) Oh! (Shrek
ignores her and heads for a wooden door
off to the side.) Wait. Where are you
going? The exit's over there.
SHREK
Well, I have to save my ass.
More on my needs: every morning, the Cate and Abby staff are annoyed with me because I politely ask for just a little bit of cream cheese (not a fat, oozing glop) and insist on approving the final product.
Holy frijoles! Talk about high-maintenance...
Me, if there's too much cream cheese on my bagel, I take some of it off. And I don't even feel put-upon!
It seems to me that ligeti has a very dysfunctional relationship with Cait and Abby's. They hate him, he hates them, but yet he cannot quit them. Maybe they should spend some time apart for the good of the children?
I have this vision of Ligeti running out of C&A like a scene out of Brokeback Mountain...
"I can't quit you..."
"I can't quit you..."
Posted By: ligetiMore on my needs: every morning, the Cate and Abby staff are annoyed with me because I politely ask for just a little bit of cream cheese (not a fat, oozing glop) and insist on approving the final product.
If they ignore me -- which they often do -- I tell them to take half of it off. They glare at me. As I see it, they'd save themselves a lot of time and frustration if they'd just do what I ask. Who knows, it might involve a tip, too.
you insist on final approval?
How does that work exactly? Is a two-handed open-faced display of the bagel from behind the counter sufficient, displayed at an angle sufficient to see the thickness of the cream cheese layer, yet not so oblique as to obscure the percentage of surface area covered, or do you require a hands on examination, perhaps using use a ruler to measure the depth of the cream cheese? Or do you have one of those handy-dandy Sandwich Spread Depth Gauges?
Can anyone spell "high-maintenance"?
edited to add:
rats nmuson - you beat me to it!
Posted By: project37assbiscuit
They sell those at Cait and Abby's?
Posted By: DottyParkerPosted By: project37assbiscuit
They sell those at Cait and Abby's?
Toasted.
Posted By: drummerboyHow does that work exactly? Is a two-handed open-faced display of the bagel from behind the counter sufficient, displayed at an angle sufficient to see the thickness of the cream cheese layer, yet not so oblique as to obscure the percentage of surface area covered, or do you require a hands on examination, perhaps using use a ruler to measure the depth of the cream cheese? Or do you have one of those handy-dandy Sandwich Spread Depth Gauges?
Drummerboy, your description was surgical.
Supersteph, may I suggest measuring spoons for the cream cheese. Determine whether you desire a heaping tablespoon or if you'd prefer the cream cheese to be leveled off. Heck, go for the gusto and make it a heaping 1/4 cup. To lessen the stress on Cait and Abbey's, bring your own measuring equipment. That would eliminate the guess work at crunch time.
Posted By: boomiePosted By: DottyParkerPosted By: project37assbiscuit
They sell those at Cait and Abby's?
Toasted.
:rolling: I can almost smell them now.
Posted By: DottyParkerPosted By: boomiePosted By: DottyParkerPosted By: project37assbiscuit
They sell those at Cait and Abby's?
Toasted.
I can almost smell them now.
With or without cream cheese? And how much cream cheese?
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I had no idea this thread went so crazy while I was gone...funny stuff...I still like this one best:
mommyrock
July 14th 2009 11:50:12 AM
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i'm going to open a bakery where EVERYTHING is toasted, whether you like it or not. if someone asks if they can get their bagel untoasted, i'm going to tersely reply, "we toast!" and when i say EVERYTHING, i mean everything. don't want your orange juice toasted? then go buy your orange juice elsewhere.
She is quite the crack up girl, that one. Okay, people...let's get some perspective. Our mommies don't work at these places. The staff make next to nothing. AND, as has been pointed out: If they DON'T HAVE a toaster, they CAN'T toast your bagel. As to whether you think they should sell bagels without a toaster, this is America. They can sell donuts without frosting if they want. You don't have to buy them.
mommyrock
July 14th 2009 11:50:12 AM
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i'm going to open a bakery where EVERYTHING is toasted, whether you like it or not. if someone asks if they can get their bagel untoasted, i'm going to tersely reply, "we toast!" and when i say EVERYTHING, i mean everything. don't want your orange juice toasted? then go buy your orange juice elsewhere.
She is quite the crack up girl, that one. Okay, people...let's get some perspective. Our mommies don't work at these places. The staff make next to nothing. AND, as has been pointed out: If they DON'T HAVE a toaster, they CAN'T toast your bagel. As to whether you think they should sell bagels without a toaster, this is America. They can sell donuts without frosting if they want. You don't have to buy them.
then come to MOMMYROCK'S TOASTY EMPORIUM. everything is toasted. and we offer no sauces, seasonings, or cream cheese, because these things gunk up the toaster. and people who request them just don't appreciate the taste of good, simple, toasted food. we do, however, toast jello pudding pops and oatmeal, as we like a bit of a challenge. please join us on tuesdays for toasted iceberg lettuce. it is an epicurean, luxurious delight.
should you come to MTE and ask to try to direct us on how we toast your food or use the word eschew, you will be summarily executed.
should you come to MTE and ask to try to direct us on how we toast your food or use the word eschew, you will be summarily executed.
No wonder flava is sleeping with you...you are awesome! :smile: :rolling:
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