Dear Diary,
I had a dream last night that I was on a boat with my co-workers and President George Washington. I was talking to Washington about getting a new job, when one of his wooden teeth came out. I bent down to pick it up and saw that is was a dollar bill. I then got very nervous about George noticing what was in my hand. I didn't want him to find out that he was dead and on a dollar bill. I put it in my pocket. He asked me what it was. I told him a map of New Jersey.
and I woke up.
What does that mean?
"Nick Vedder? He's dead and gone these eighteen years." "Brom Dutcher? He joined the army and was killed at Stony Point." "Van Brummel? He, too, went to the war, and is in Congress now."
"And Rip Van Winkle?"
"Yes, he's here. That's him yonder." And to Rip's utter confusion he saw before him a counterpart of himself, as young, lazy, ragged, and easy-natured as he remembered himself to be, yesterday—or, was it yesterday?
"That's young Rip," continued his informer. "His father was Rip Van Winkle, too, but he went to the mountains twenty years ago and never came back. He probably fell over a cliff, or was carried off by Indians, or eaten by bears."
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