WORD of THE DAY TOILET PAPER! archived

Nov 20, 2008 at 5:18am
My son wants 'word of the day toilet paper', and I cannot find it anywhere. I even called a novelty toilet paper company (based in NJ!!!), and they don't make it!
I'm sorry, but I just need to take a moment to


:rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling:

Won't he miss a lot of words? How can you tell how many squares per day will be used?

tell him its easier to bring a magazine in with him if he really wants to read while doing his business (even though thats not something I ever thought made sense...reading on the throne).

You could just get him a Word of the Day Calendar and put it in the bathroom.

but tell him not to flush the calendar paper after he uses it

Mister Hankey should be able to help

by the way, did he request two ply or quilted word of the day toilet paper? would he settle for sudoko of the day toilet paper?

I personally like the "Wipe Out Bin Laden" Toilet Paper found in this link, but that might be a bit heavy for bathroom reading.....

http://www.noveltp.com/shopping/novelty/index.html

You should definitely encourage him to read whenever he can -- get it? :rolling:

I googled your request and here is what I came up.

Novelty TP

or try bathroom reading:
http://www.bathroomreading.com/
http://www.tornadohills.com/bathroom_rea...

http://archive.dailypicture.net/printed_...
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Source(s):
http://www.noveltp.com/shopping/novelty/...


Good luck in your search!

bgs

Posted By: PhilCYou should definitely encourage him to read whenever he can -- get it?


the problem with that Phil is that theres a lot of crap out there that people are reading.

Thanks for the input!! BGS, I tried those sites, but they don't have it. Since he first began to read, my son has spent a minimum of 1 hour a day on the crapper! He has fallen asleep reading on the toilet. As long as he's reading........

There is a site called 'word of the day', are they not able to help out?? I think it's linked to the emazing sites.

Hopefully you are not inculcating him with the notion of BATHROOM BOOKS! :crazy: :crazy::crazy:

That just might destroy his interest in reading forever!:wink:

I thought this thread was pronouncing that the word of the day is "toilet paper".

me too, Tom, and I was puzzled because that's 2 words.

Posted By: callistaThanks for the input!! BGS, I tried those sites, but they don't have it. Since he first began to read, my son has spent a minimum of 1 hour a day on the crapper! He has fallen asleep reading on the toilet. As long as he's reading........


This actually isn't the best of habits - mostly because toilets are not designed to be sat on for long periods of time, and in a small percentage of people, can actually place harmful stress on parts of the body that you'd prefer not be stressed out.

Anyway, I'd encourage your son to find another quiet space for reading

I speak as someone who used to spend long times reading in there - but it caught up with me in the end.

So to speak.


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