Who Knew...the Star Wars VII completely false spoiler thread

Husband:

Who knew that Ewoks are kosher?

(please avoid anything that even hints at actual spoilers!)


Child:

Who knew how much Leia loves pogo sticks?


I for one an soooo glad that they brought Jar Jar Binks back for episode 7. Having him in almost every scene was a bold move by Abrams, but it works.  


Son: Daddy, the stormtroopers are good guys. 

Me: No sweetie, they're actually bad guys.

Son: No daddy. They're good guys.

Me: You've never even seen Star Wars.

Son: Have you?

Me: I uhhhhn, well, not exactly. But they're bad guys. Eat your yogurt.


there is no actual Galaxy far,far away.  It is all done on a Hollywood set.


The Force is a sled


" Luke, I'm your cousin."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk


Give it 30 seconds and you'll watch the whole 9 minutes.


Princess Leia:  It's really you I wanted all along, Chewie...


"I see dead people ..."

You have a Sith Sense.



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