Think a dog peeing on your lawn is bad? What about a human?

went to check the mail and noticed a white van pull up and park outside my house. I live on a busy street with no parking in front, so watched to see why they parked there. With that, a man ( average height, graying beard, heavyset), gets out, and proceeds to pee in front of my house! Am I wrong to be disgusted and a bit outraged? Again, this was completely on a busy street, during the day, my kids could've been be out... There is no sidewalk in the front of my house, and there is a small slope, and bushes, so I guess he thought he was "safe"... Was all very quick, but definitely grossed me out. Oh, and he was driving a white van, no markings on the side I saw, license plate begins with A16. Wish I took a photo (of the van, not the man!).

I'd be pissed.

TylerDurden said:
I'd be pissed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI

Could be a total pig. Or, perhaps a fellow with prostrate trouble. Your feelings of annoyance are appropriate.

Let's just hope that public urination is not a trend which could escalate. In San Francisco there's a number two problem. (They even have a poop map.)

Someone pooped in my mom's driveway once. Human, not dog. Words are not adequate to describe how nasty that is

There is a woman that walks daily on my busy street, in the morning. She always has an empty plastic bag tied to her belt or jacket. One day she was going by my neighbor's driveway, and she squatted a pooped into the bag, and threw the bag in my neighbor's garbage can! My neighbors were having breakfast in the kinchen and the window overlooks their driveway. Crazy woman!

The crossing guard at the corner of Valley and Baker told me that there is a man who regularly urinates in the bushes in Memorial park in the morning in plain view of her and the children walking to the middle school.

Did the guard report this to the police?

joan_crystal said:
The crossing guard at the corner of Valley and Baker told me that there is a man who regularly urinates in the bushes in Memorial park in the morning in plain view of her and the children walking to the middle school.

I don't know. It should be noted that crossing guards in Maplewood are employees of the Police Department so she would definitely have the opportunity to do this.

Wow! Some of these stories are nuts! It seems my story was pretty tame compared... The lady jogger?? Shudder. .

joan_crystal said:
I don't know. It should be noted that crossing guards in Maplewood are employees of the Police Department so she would definitely have the opportunity to do this.

I'd say she has more than just an opportunity, but rather importantly an obligation.

When we lived on Lexington years ago, we spotted a guy peeing in a neighbor's bushes. My husband yelled at the guy and we called the cops, followed his car to get the plate for the cops. They stopped him. Not in MY neighborhood you don't...

The memorial park guy sounds like more of a flasher than a pisser - which is somehow worse to me.

If it was on the 'berm' it was perfectly acceptable.

Hahaha!

I'd be annoyed, too. On the other hand, I've had a few desperate moments in my life when I had to do something inappropriate like this. I felt awful about it, but I had no choice at the times.