Realtor property description includes unique features

“Historically significant as the house where C.S. Lewis got the idea for The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.”

Baffled until I scrolled through the photos, I see what they meant now. 

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/45-Maplewood-Ave-Maplewood-NJ-07040/38673478_zpid/?mmlb=g,25

krnl said:

"... Distinguished Powder Rm secretly hidden inside an Armoire. Conveniently accessible from the back road, the delightful....."

"300,000 pounds or best offer. Contact L. Chatterley."

Worth remembering exactly which armoire the bathroom is in when you've had a few cocktails.

Good point. It'd be really embarrassing to finish your business and realize a faun had been standing there the entire time.