nohero,
Thanks for my chuckle of the day, and the memory.
DaveSchmidt,
Tell the joke, tell the joke!
TomR
Tom_R said:
dave,
Your delivery leaves something to be desired.
TomR
I thought you'd unshell the mystery.
???
DaveSchmidt said:
I barely made it past Bolden Elementary alive just now. The schoolyard was full of kids having lunch, and I heard one of them tell her friends: “Two peanuts were walking down the street. And one peanut was …”
The joke’s potency may have weakened over the last 80 years, but an abundance of caution requires me to end it there.
Scully said:
???
The joke I overheard outside Bolden was, many years ago, a memorable part of the Monty Python skit that nohero subsequently posted. Its punchline is contained therein.
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I barely made it past Bolden Elementary alive just now. The schoolyard was full of kids having lunch, and I heard one of them tell her friends: “Two peanuts were walking down the street. And one peanut was …”
The joke’s potency may have weakened over the last 80 years, but an abundance of caution requires me to end it there.