What do Trolls Smell Like? archived

Mar 6, 2015 at 7:40am
It is frequently stated on MOL that someone 'smells a troll'. What, exactly, do they smell like, and is there a specific part on the troll that one must sniff to ascertain trolliness?
It depends on the speed of your internet connection.

So, you'd be totally unaware of a troll presence with dial up?

They smell like strawberries.

ml1 said:

They smell like strawberries.


Well played.

I don't always smell trolls. But when I do, they smell like Yoda.

Bitter tears and broken dreams.

Don't forget unwashed sweat and greasy hair.

alias said:

Elderberries...


The older ones; others smell like youngerberries.

Hard boiled eggs and Axe.

Stupid. They smell like stupid.

Apollo_T said:

alias said:

Elderberries...


The older ones; others smell like youngerberries.

That's positively obscene... :-P

Who needs a comedy club!?!

Speaking of dingleberries, my husband and I went to IHOP on rt 22 once, and he ordered the Swedish Pancakes. When the waitress brought them, she asked, "Are you gonna be wanting more dingleberries with that?" We had to avoid looking at one another until she moved away, so we wouldn't burst into laughter and hurt her feelings!!

When something is malodorous, my nephew days it smells like asscrack and pepperoni. Any trolls matching that particular description?

c'mon guys, everyone knows trolls smell of unicorn urine!

Smells Like Teen Spirit

http://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg

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It can be difficult to tell for sure.


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