This might actually be the first time I laughed aloud while scrolling through MOL. Thank you.
I think any woman brave enough to tackle her own poop mano a mano is a keeper.
Having to poop on any first date is a potential problem, but this, holy cow...
I wonder if their was a date number two.
Get it?
ice said:
Having to poop on any first date is a potential problem, but this, holy cow...
I wonder if their was a date number two.
Get it?
Got it LOL but apparently,yes,there were subsequent dates...
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liam-smyth-toilet-date-tinder_us_59aefdeee4b0b5e53101a36b
"At some point, the unidentified woman asked to use his bathroom. When she returned, Smyth said, she had “a panicked look in her eye.”
Smyth said the woman told him: “I went for a poo in your toilet, and it would not flush.”
He then claims the woman confessed to reaching into the toilet bowl, wrapping the dookie in tissue paper and throwing it out of the window.
Wanting to be a gentleman, Smyth suggested going outside together, bagging up the offending poo, throwing it away and then pretending “the whole sorry affair had never happened,” he recalled.
Unfortunately, the story gets crappier. Smyth’s bathroom window doesn’t open to the garden, but into an 18-inch gap that is separated from the outside world by another non-opening double glazed window.
“It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo,” he wrote.
According to Smyth, when he went to get a hammer to smash the window, his date decided to climb in headfirst to retrieve the poop herself ― which she was able to do successfully.
That’s when they realized she was stuck upside-down.
“I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast,” Smyth wrote on his GoFundMe page. “Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap.”
At that point, he called for help and an emergency crew drove up within minutes. About 15 minutes later, the woman was free.
This story might not seem to pass the, er, sniff test at first glance. However, Avon Fire And Rescue, the fire company that rescued the young woman, confirmed to the Bristol Post that they responded to a call from Smyth’s address, where they rescued a woman “trapped between interior and exterior glass.”