Tess! Where be ye woman?

Arrrr! T'is the time Cap'n!  TLAPD!! 


Ahoy! We be ‘ere, in calmer waters off Vanuatu! Arrrr ye becalmed orrrr storm-toss’d like a kiddy’s ball?

- Mad Red Tess, 

Cap’n, th’Aweful Buccaneer o’Hell


Avast!

Be today Yom Kipparrr?


Aye, matey, ‘twas, indeedy! Feastin’ was pretty poor until 1bell of the last dog watch... 


Mind ye, th’crew settled in wi’ a bright bunch o’lively fellows at a neat snug near a local cove. Turns out they were short fer a minyan, we ‘ad th’ missin’ nummers. So we spent mos’ o’ t’day with’m, an’ a good day it was, too. We loves a good sing-song, an’ there was lots o‘ singin’ in th’ day. ⛵️

What’s happenin’ there?


Me: Alexa...Do you know any good pirate jokes?

Alexa: What's a pirate's favorite letter? (pause) You may think it's ARRRRR, but his first love will always be the C.


Well, mateys, ‘tis farewell fer another twelve-months - keep yer weather-eyes peeled an’ yer powder dry! May fair winds an’ good fortune smile upon ye an’ yer kin!

- Mad Red Tess, Cap’n

Th’Aweful Buccaneer O’Hell



Well, I won't be able to remember to post next year, so here is a Pirate Pun:

It is a little known fact that William Penn's father 's sisters ran a fleet of privateers. These were known as the Pirates of Penn's aunts.

 question 



what will be th’impediment fer next year?



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