If running for Maplewood Township Committee, what would Trump promise?

"Highland Place would be open within my first week in office and they wouldn't charge for beer for the first month.

I'd also allow limos to turn left into parking spaces."

I'm thinking it would be quite a bit less frivolous and probably include a wall he'd make South Orange pay for.

"I will build a new, bigger, beautiful Post Office, and JMF will pay for it!"

"Bulk Trash Pick-up every day!"

alias said:

"Bulk Trash Pick-up every day!"

That would get him elected in South Orange.

Dump these losers in South Orange, I give their women a 6/10 on a good day. Kids from Short Hills will be welcomed at Columbia, but not this desperate trash.

Abril Cocina and Cactus Charley's are being deported to West Orange. Arturo's is Italian food, but with a Mexican name, which is confusing, so change it to Luigi's.

He would build a YUGE wall along the borders with Newark and Irvington and make them pay for it!!!

Halt all construction on the old Post Office Site and build a gorgeous skating rink

And he would call it...................

This is the definitive answer

yahooyahoo said:

He would build a YUGE wall along the borders with Newark and Irvington and make them pay for it!!!

"Joey D. Tried his best, but you know what the swans at the Reservation are pathetic.  I will build a world class 18 hole golf course in the reservation.  It will be terriffic."

Instead of leaving post it notes demanding 24 hour inspections, these appraisers will apologize and bring each resident a bowl of fresh fruit and a digital copy of Sing-along-Frozen

Now that he is actually President Trump, I believe your idea for a World Class Golf Course in the reservation could become a reality. "Trump Mountain International" It would be Hugely Terrific, Unbelievable, Tremendous, Amazing, another Art of the Deal. The sweet sounds of bing-bing-bing bong-bong-bong would be heard throughout the reservation, as the golf balls landed on the picnic tables. And, finally lots of great paying jobs for refugees at his Caddyshack... Where "Joey D" was a total loser and got Schlonged, Trump will be very, very strong and make the South Mountain Reservation Great Again,,,,

alias said:

"Joey D. Tried his best, but you know what the swans at the Reservation are pathetic. I will build a world class 18 hole golf course in the reservation. It will be terriffic."

I will buy a bigly leaf blower and it will be able to blow the leaves in the entire township on one day. It will be great -- no leaf blower ordinance.

So many parking spaces in the Maplewood village you'll be bored of parking right in front of St James Gate on Friday night at 8pm!