Drumpf joke - pretty good

Saw this on FB, pretty good:

Bush, Obama and Trump go to a job interview with God...

God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?" Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!" "Very well", says God. "Come sit to my right."

Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?" Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all." "Good", says God. "You shall sit to my left."

Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?" Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

ah i love how we try to be peaceful, and all that crap like "hate has no place here"....------waiting for, "well he started it!"......

Good one, ridski.  

Starsong said:

ah i love how we try to be peaceful, and all that crap like "hate has no place here"....

I'm not a peaceful person by any stretch.

Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But it's a silly comparison really, it's like comparing apples to oranges.

Ba-dum-dum!

Starsong said:

ah i love how we try to be peaceful, and all that crap like "hate has no place here"....------waiting for, "well he started it!"......

Are we going to have to start saying "irrational hate has no place here"?

Because hate based on evidence of hatefulness is perfectly acceptable everywhere. 

Trump retweeted this meme, and hundreds in the twitterverse pointed out the metaphor of a a cold dead rock blocking out the star that provides life-giving energy.   

pic.twitter.com/6XJxEg1gSs— CNN IS FAKE NEWS !

drumpf really makes me want to vomit.  POTUS tweeted that ****??  

ETA: I moved this to Soapbox-All Politics.  I had that category blocked to save my sanity.

Starsong said:

ah i love how we try to be peaceful, and all that crap like "hate has no place here"....------waiting for, "well he started it!"......

1) where do you see hate here?

2) and why would it matter if you did since you consider anti hate as crap???

Seems hate is the new patriotism in Trumpland.

Starsong said:

ah i love how we try to be peaceful, and all that crap like "hate has no place here"....------waiting for, "well he started it!"......

I hate when people say stuff like this.

Trump: The less immigrants that come in, the better

Pence: The fewer

Trump: I told you not to call me that yet

ridski said:

Trump: The less immigrants that come in, the better

Pence: The fewer

Trump: I told you not to call me that yet

Oy vay. 

angelak said:

Saw this on FB, pretty good:

I'm afraid the plural verb prevents me from getting this joke.

ridski said:

Trump: The less immigrants that come in, the better

Pence: The fewer

Trump: I told you not to call me that yet

After parsing the grammar of this one, however, I am in stitches.

lol

ridski said:

Trump: The less immigrants that come in, the better

Pence: The fewer

Trump: I told you not to call me that yet

There's a term for Presidents like Trump. Probably not two terms though...

He'll be here all week folks!

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ridski said:

There's a term for Presidents like Trump. Probably not two terms though...

It ought to be a term in prison.

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