You think that you're all about funky tho I will admit that you're spunky a fun loving guy who would wear a black tie and prove that you're never a flunky.
Reingold just made his poetic debut He is timid, but this, his first try, will do His wisdom is plenty His words are not empty So his next limerick, with knowledge, he'll imbue.
Must she use a word like "imbue?" Or does Karen O just like to spew? She tries to be fancy. Like some uptown Nancy. When a plain twenty cent word will do.
you would chastise for the use of "imbue" when "japes" and foreign bits come from you? plus, how can you ever mean to rhyme spasm, chasm and scheme for your impertinence, a spanking is due
Oh Mommyrock, it's time to sell tickets The MOL'ers will flow from the spigots To see Soulful cry Bent over your thigh You'll have fun and make more than 6 digits.
There was a fellow named Jasmo Who loved the smooth sounds of jazz, yo He listened day and night Until his wife started a fight By saying, "you need to cut the grass, mo"
Soulful thinks he's suddenly cool By making everyone into a fool He thinks he's the limerick king But he's hanging by a string I've heard better rhymes in preschool
You see limericks, in order to please must speak truth, with humor to ease the sting of the bite not just cause a fight Mr T where were you the other night?
Boomie, your face will be red. I'll stand your remark on it's head. You ask where was I When you know, don't be shy, I was deeply ensconced in your bed.
I don't know why you were there! I was out with my pal, Tami Bear. We were picking up men brought them back to the pen imagine our surprise at your stare!
When you and TT were both there. I couldn't help but to stare. You're both very gorgeous. What seemed to engorge us. Was the fact that you were both bare.
But the thing was those other two males thought a fivesome was a bed of nails took one look at the bed with you in it and fled for quadruplets they thought would prevail
I'm supposed to be writing - instead
I think 'bout b and 'bout a
Not bout Folk or 'bout Fae
I must put my story to bed!