Christie Endorses Trump for Prez: Bottom Feeders Unite

That was hilarious.  Thanks!

ffof said:

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain is trending!!  AWESOME John Oliver show:


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The Drumpfinator Chrome extension is working!


Did anyone see this on the Jimmy Kimmel Live After the Oscars show last night?  This is priceless, and maybe a little true.....

http://abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimmel-live/video/jimmy-kimmel-live-after-the-oscars-2016/VDKA1_pmsjd6h3


Just checking - we've been (and are still) paying his governor's salary this whole time, right?

Also:

http://www.wnyc.org/story/publics-tab-bridgegate-legal-bills-now-exceeds-13-million-and-counting/


The tweets are a must read.  I almost stroked out from laughing.   oh oh 


Twitter has fun with Christie

http://www.nj.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/03/twitter_had_way_too_much_fun_with_the_christie-tru.html#incart_river_index


DottyParker said:

The tweets are a must read.  I almost stroked out from laughing.   <img src="> 




Twitter has fun with Christie

http://www.nj.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/03/twitter_had_way_too_much_fun_with_the_christie-tru.html#incart_river_index


 oh oh 

"That moment when you realize you misunderstood literally every Bruce Springsteen song. #SuperTuesday"


mjh said:

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"That moment when you realize you misunderstood literally every Bruce Springsteen song. #SuperTuesday"

That one is fantastic.  There's a lyric that applies to Trump, imho -

"Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king, and a king ain't satisfied 'til he rules everything."


Goodness look how happy he is with himself and his choice. Does he know that NJ papers are calling for him to resign? He's oblivious to the misery NJ is in with him at the helm. But his Fake Friend Contract with Trump is far more important than the citizens of NJ. 


DottyParker said:

The tweets are a must read.  I almost stroked out from laughing.   <img src="> 




Twitter has fun with Christie

http://www.nj.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/03/twitter_had_way_too_much_fun_with_the_christie-tru.html#incart_river_index

Salon.com called Christie a "human sad trombone" last night.

http://www.salon.com/2016/03/02/human_sad_trombone_chris_christie_introduces_donald_trump_with_the_lowest_energy_victory_speech_in_american_political_history/


Christie is Smee to Trump's Captain Hook.


I miss the old days when the country's image of our state was based on Snooki and the rest of the "Jersey Shore" gang.   grrr 


nohero said:

Christie is Smee to Trump's Captain Hook.


OMG, so true!!!!   oh oh 


When I was a child my father would talk about telling the difference between $hit and Shinola.  (The smell was often a dead giveaway.)  In this interview with George Stephanopoulos, Christie is absolutely rank:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/02/28/stephanopoulos_grills_chris_christie_for_ten_minutes_.html


I wonder what it is like when you have a father who is so reviled for being an utterly self-serving grub.


I'm so pleased with the Drumpfinator Chrome extension:


This is my absolute favorite - be sure to turn the sound on for the clip:

http://time.com/4244464/chris-christie-vine-super-tuesday-trump/


project37 said:

This is my absolute favorite - be sure to turn the sound on for the clip:

http://time.com/4244464/chris-christie-vine-super-tuesday-trump/

excellent - lol


Bwahaha!  This election might turn out to be bearable after all.


Has anyone else been wondering what's up with Trump's eyes?  Here's an article on his "reverse raccoon" look.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/experts-urge-donald-trump-fix-reverse-raccoon-eyes-article-1.2548865


And here's one on the Ted Cruz front, absolutely hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY&feature=youtu.be


WaPo is merciless.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2016/03/02/chris-christies-wordless-screaming/

Chris Christie’s wordless screaming

Is Chris Christie okay?

I believe that Donald Trump was talking, tonight, and that he, in fact, held an entire press conference. But it was impossible to hear him over Chris Christie’s eyes.
Chris Christie spent the entire speech screaming wordlessly. I have never seen someone scream so loudly without using his mouth before. It would have been remarkable if it had not been so terrifying.
Sometimes, at night, do you still hear them, Clarice? The screaming of the Christies?
His were the eyes of a man who has gazed into the abyss, and the abyss gazed back, and then he endorsed the abyss.
It was not a thousand-yard stare. That would understate the vast and impenetrable distance it encompassed.
He looked as if he had seen a ghost and the ghost had made him watch Mufasa die again.
He had the eyes of a man who has looked into the heart of light, the silence. A man who had seen the moment of his greatness flicker, and seen the eternal footman hold his coat, and snicker.
And, in short, he looked afraid.

He had the face of a man who has used his third wish and realized too late that “may my family never starve” could be twisted to mean that the genie should murder his entire family.
He had the face of a man who has just realized his own mortality.
Look into those eyes and try to deny that Chris Christie has seen something.
Someone just told Chris Christie that there is no God. Or Chris Christie has just discovered that God does exist but She is an enormous snake who hates or is indifferent to mankind. Or Chris Christie has just discovered that there is no God but that Hell is real.
“When are they coming to airlift me out?” Chris Christie’s eyes are pleading. “Please tell me that they are coming and that it is soon.” But then his expression hardens. Chris Christie knows that they are not coming back for him.
This is his life now.
Soon he must return to the plane onto which Trump humiliatingly sent him before. Soon he must return to the small cupboard under the stairs where he is kept and occasionally thrown small slivers of metaphorical raw meat. When he asked to be part of Trump’s cabinet he never thought to specify “presidential cabinet, of course, not a literal cabinet underground where the ventilation is poor and there is no light.” It just did not occur to him. Why would it?

And now it is too late.
Nobody is coming for you, Chris Christie. Nobody is coming to save you.
Chris Christie has seen things. Things you wouldn’t believe. Things that would make your hair fall out and turn grey all at once. But he cannot speak of them. He can only stand there. Chris Christie is the bearer of a hideous knowledge that hangs on him like a horrible weight. But he has no way to say it.
He is embroidering this hideous truth very slowly onto a handkerchief, but it will not be ready in time.
Chris Christie must stand and watch as his city is overrun with Imperial troops and his friends are frozen in carbonite.
Chris Christie has the glazed and terrified look of someone who has traded his inheritance for no pottage at all, who has watched his credibility dry up and is about to be led back to his basement cage, having lost Winterfell for good.
Chris Christie is realizing that the steak he gets to eat inside the Matrix is not worth this.
Chris Christie has made a yuge mistake.
Donald Trump won at least seven states on Super Tuesday. His path to the nomination is clear.
Chris Christie has no mouth, but he must scream.


kthnry said:

WaPo is merciless.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2016/03/02/chris-christies-wordless-screaming/


Chris Christie’s wordless screaming


This made my day.   grin 


kthnry said:

WaPo is merciless.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2016/03/02/chris-christies-wordless-screaming/


Chris Christie’s wordless screaming


Is Chris Christie okay?


I believe that Donald Trump was talking, tonight, and that he, in fact, held an entire press conference. But it was impossible to hear him over Chris Christie’s eyes.
Chris Christie spent the entire speech screaming wordlessly. I have never seen someone scream so loudly without using his mouth before. It would have been remarkable if it had not been so terrifying.
Sometimes, at night, do you still hear them, Clarice? The screaming of the Christies?
His were the eyes of a man who has gazed into the abyss, and the abyss gazed back, and then he endorsed the abyss.
It was not a thousand-yard stare. That would understate the vast and impenetrable distance it encompassed.
He looked as if he had seen a ghost and the ghost had made him watch Mufasa die again.
He had the eyes of a man who has looked into the heart of light, the silence. A man who had seen the moment of his greatness flicker, and seen the eternal footman hold his coat, and snicker.
And, in short, he looked afraid.

He had the face of a man who has used his third wish and realized too late that “may my family never starve” could be twisted to mean that the genie should murder his entire family.
He had the face of a man who has just realized his own mortality.
Look into those eyes and try to deny that Chris Christie has seen something.
Someone just told Chris Christie that there is no God. Or Chris Christie has just discovered that God does exist but She is an enormous snake who hates or is indifferent to mankind. Or Chris Christie has just discovered that there is no God but that Hell is real.
“When are they coming to airlift me out?” Chris Christie’s eyes are pleading. “Please tell me that they are coming and that it is soon.” But then his expression hardens. Chris Christie knows that they are not coming back for him.
This is his life now.
Soon he must return to the plane onto which Trump humiliatingly sent him before. Soon he must return to the small cupboard under the stairs where he is kept and occasionally thrown small slivers of metaphorical raw meat. When he asked to be part of Trump’s cabinet he never thought to specify “presidential cabinet, of course, not a literal cabinet underground where the ventilation is poor and there is no light.” It just did not occur to him. Why would it?

And now it is too late.
Nobody is coming for you, Chris Christie. Nobody is coming to save you.
Chris Christie has seen things. Things you wouldn’t believe. Things that would make your hair fall out and turn grey all at once. But he cannot speak of them. He can only stand there. Chris Christie is the bearer of a hideous knowledge that hangs on him like a horrible weight. But he has no way to say it.
He is embroidering this hideous truth very slowly onto a handkerchief, but it will not be ready in time.
Chris Christie must stand and watch as his city is overrun with Imperial troops and his friends are frozen in carbonite.
Chris Christie has the glazed and terrified look of someone who has traded his inheritance for no pottage at all, who has watched his credibility dry up and is about to be led back to his basement cage, having lost Winterfell for good.
Chris Christie is realizing that the steak he gets to eat inside the Matrix is not worth this.
Chris Christie has made a yuge mistake.
Donald Trump won at least seven states on Super Tuesday. His path to the nomination is clear.
Chris Christie has no mouth, but he must scream.

Priceless -- I don't know which explanation is my favorite.   But I think "Nobody is coming for you, Chris Christie.  Nobody is coming to save you." says it all.


ml1 said:

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hummeda hummeda hummeda -- I brive a dus!  LOL!


project37 said:

This is my absolute favorite - be sure to turn the sound on for the clip:

http://time.com/4244464/chris-christie-vine-super-tuesday-trump/


love it!


He a tutally looks drugged. What  did Drumpf slip him?


#FreeChrisChristie  

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/freechristie-governors-awkward-appearance-trump-inspires-hashtag


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