Alex Torpey's Top Ten Uses For Bitcoin In South Orange archived

sbenois

Apr 30, 2014 at 4:32pm Edited

#10: Pay South Orange IT staff to erase all archived emails

Next?

michaelgoldberg

Apr 30, 2014 at 4:37pm Edited

cross posted with cramer who had a better answer

cramer

Apr 30, 2014 at 4:38pm

#9: Use Bitcoin to pay his stipend with the proviso that he will be made whole if Bitcoin decreases in value but he gets to keep the profit if there is any.

michaelgoldberg

Apr 30, 2014 at 4:42pm Edited

#8: Paying for the phantom new website with phantom new currency

RobB

Apr 30, 2014 at 4:45pm

#7: OT for SOPD to hunt down a resident interested in using bitcoins to pay their taxes

dave

Apr 30, 2014 at 4:46pm

#6 Bribe MOL to remove threads about him

sbenois

Apr 30, 2014 at 4:48pm

Damn you guys are good.

scottgreenstone

Apr 30, 2014 at 5:00pm

#5 Pay for overdraft fees from Torpey 2015

dave

Apr 30, 2014 at 5:04pm

# 4). Bribe Facebook to stop its anonymous login launch.

http://money.cnn.com/2014/04/30/technology/social/facebook-anonymous-login/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Rob_Sandow

Apr 30, 2014 at 5:10pm

#3) Zipcar has changed its payment policy to Bitcoin only.

jersey_boy

Apr 30, 2014 at 5:41pm

#2) to confuse tax assessments in 2018 on the value of home repairs paid to contractors in bitcoin at 2014 values of bit coin.

Ha HA!. How's that for dorky? I don't even understand it!

jersey_boy

Apr 30, 2014 at 5:45pm

AND the number one Alex Torpey use for Bitcoin in South Orange is:

To buy a razor!

justmelaura

Apr 30, 2014 at 8:39pm

jersey_boy said:
AND the number one Alex Torpey use for Bitcoin in South Orange is:

To buy a razor!

(insert spittakey thingy here)

The MOL community, both real name and anonymous posters, expresses its deep gratitude to Alex Torpey and his Bitcoin proposal, which brought Sbenois and Jersey Boy (anonymous posters) back to our community.

Thank you.

tomcat

May 1, 2014 at 1:22am

Got here a little late, so can't number this one - except backwards. Having seen AT show up to a formal event dressed in Tshirt and sportscoat:

No. 11, to pay for a book on manners and etiquette.

scottgreenstone

May 1, 2014 at 1:24am

I paid them both to come out for this with my Bitcoin account. They should receive the transaction free money in 15 minutes or less, assuming my transacting company doesn't go under before that.